A man and a woman are in a bedroom the man is packing a suitcase.
W: Ill make it worth your while if you stay......
M:How many times do I have to tell you, LEAVE ME ALONE!
W:But I love you, dont you have any feelings for me after all the time we have spent together?
M:No how many times do I have to explain this? I used you to get what I want now I never want to see you again.
W:So are you saying it wasn't good?
M:Ya it was terrible...Your Terrible....
W:You are a jerk, But I still love you.
M: You Are Crazy! Leave me alone I dont like you I think you are the biggest mistake I have ever made.
W:So does that mean you dont want to hang out again.
M:Yes!
W:But I still want to hang out again....
M:Ok let me explain this to you, I HATE YOU AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
W:But I love you!
M:Do you see this piece of paper, It is a restraining order I just got it today. It means If you ever try to contact me again you will be arrested.
W:Why would you do such a thing?
M:Because you are crazy. Bye
(woman starts crying man picks up suitcase and walks out the door.)
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